She called and said, "I'm horny. RIGHT NOW."

Yeah, I remember what that was like. Give it twenty years and you won't care so much.

"I haven't forgotten that I owe you that hundred dollars, Doc."

That's a good start. But don't forget the times I helped you pay your probation.

"I guess you'll just have to take out the rest by poking me in the butt."

No. No taking it out in trade. I want the cash. 








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